Priyanka Kareena

From a tabloid:

In,Koffee with Karan, Kareena Kapoor who came along with beau Saif Ali Khan
in the show said, "I wonder where Priyanka got her accent from?"

When asked to comment on Kareena's query, Priyanka Chopra, who came along
with rumoured boyfriend Shahid Kapoor on Karan's show had a smart reply for
her arch rival, "I want to tell Kareena that I got my accent from the same
place where her boyfriend (Saif Ali Khan) got his," referring to Saif and
her education overseas.

Priyanka left no scope for doubt that the actors shared icy vibes, when she
was asked what would she steal from computers of Bollywood superstars like
Shah Rukh Khan, Shahid, Kareena and others. Priyanka giggled and asked,
"Does Kareena have a computer in the first place?"

Dec

Believe in your presence of mind !!! ....

Presence of mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter. The salesperson, a young boy,
said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop, but the man insisted
on buying only 1/2 kg. So the boy went inside to the manager's room and
said "An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter". To his
surprise, the customer was standing behind him. So the boy added
immediately, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half!!!!!!".

After the customer left, the manager said "You have saved your position
by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come from?". To this
the boy said, "I come from Mexico. The place consists of only prostitutes
and football players!!!!!".

The manager replied coldly, "My wife is also from Mexico ".

To this the boy asked excitedly, "Oh yeah? Which team does she play for?"