1. SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT
2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.
3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896
4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.
6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute
song in Hindi movie.
7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own
production company = Kajol
8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favorite serials.
9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.
10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan
11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt
15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
And the last but not the least…
16. Software Engineer + No Work = Forwards
Friday, July 24, 2009
SIDE EFFECTS of working in the IT sector ! --- hillarious, AWESOME ;)
Bhavik
I once went out to the market wearing my Infosys ID card and did not realize
till my friend told me why I was wearing it !!!!
Ashok
few days back I slept at 11:30 in the ni8 and woke up in the morning at
7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 9.15 hours and laughed at
myself when I realised abt that.
Jyotsna
One from me too...
Just after our training completion in Mysore Dc and postings to Pune, me and
my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants..
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the Basin with plates in my
hand.. :)
Abhijeet
Jus to add...
Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask,
"why is she not attending the status call?"
Anup
I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet
connection at home... thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize - I am at home.
Rohit
Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also............while writing personal
mails also.........I jus use the way as if I am writing to onsite or some
senior person........
Jus forget that we are jus mailing our friends..............
And keeping hands in front of tap for waiting water to drop by itself is
very frequent with me...............I jus forget that we have to turn on and
off the tap...........
Nidhi
Awesome!!
Once after talking to one of my friend. I ended the conversation saying ..."
Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
(Hilarious!)
Nisha
Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe its in the recycle bin
Farina
I was about to throw my hanky into the bin after drying my hand.
Bhabani
Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the door with the keys.
Nisha
Kinda a same experience for me too..
I gave my office mail id and pwd to access Gmail and wondered when did they
become invalid???
Sandy
I have a experience to share tooo .. I was earlier working at the back
office of an international Bank. We used to 'dispatch' lot of Credit / Debit
cards and statements for the customers and track its delivery later.
Once my granma was admitted in a hospital, my team mate once casually asked
me " howz ur granma doing now ? still in hospital ? " ... and i replied to
her " She is better now , she will dispatched from the hospital tomorrow !"
This was followed by a loud laugh in the entire bay !
Sandeep
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....pharmacist asked whr I want
250mg r 500mg.....suddenly I replied as 256mg...lol....thank god he didn't
noticed tht....
Ashwin
Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching from a news channel
to the DVD while watching TV.
Vidyarthi
And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder,
decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie,
when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom
right corner of the silver screen!
Venu
Few of my friends and myself decided to go out for dinner. The place wasn't
fixed yet. I said we shall decide it "run time"
Krishna
When I went to a movie theatre from office directly.. I showed the guy at
the entrance my ID card and walked in... he had to call me back asking the
ticket...
Rama
One late night when I went home after work, I was trying to flash my id card
to open the lock and only after few secs, I realised what i'm trying to do
Sridhar
Once I went to have juice at the local juice vendor and innocuously asked
him whether he had a plain 'version' of lemonade.
Arun
Few years back my shogun engine stopped on Bangalore MG Road as the petrol
came to reserve. I told my friend I need to restart my bike!
Satya
The other day I was hearing one guy talking of a "Standalone" house.. when
he was actually intending a independent house... Poor broker shud have tuff
time trying to find a " Alone house standing in a huge empty area... " don't
know what interpretations the guy must have made.
I once went out to the market wearing my Infosys ID card and did not realize
till my friend told me why I was wearing it !!!!
Ashok
few days back I slept at 11:30 in the ni8 and woke up in the morning at
7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 9.15 hours and laughed at
myself when I realised abt that.
Jyotsna
One from me too...
Just after our training completion in Mysore Dc and postings to Pune, me and
my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants..
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the Basin with plates in my
hand.. :)
Abhijeet
Jus to add...
Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask,
"why is she not attending the status call?"
Anup
I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet
connection at home... thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize - I am at home.
Rohit
Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also............while writing personal
mails also.........I jus use the way as if I am writing to onsite or some
senior person........
Jus forget that we are jus mailing our friends..............
And keeping hands in front of tap for waiting water to drop by itself is
very frequent with me...............I jus forget that we have to turn on and
off the tap...........
Nidhi
Awesome!!
Once after talking to one of my friend. I ended the conversation saying ..."
Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
(Hilarious!)
Nisha
Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe its in the recycle bin
Farina
I was about to throw my hanky into the bin after drying my hand.
Bhabani
Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the door with the keys.
Nisha
Kinda a same experience for me too..
I gave my office mail id and pwd to access Gmail and wondered when did they
become invalid???
Sandy
I have a experience to share tooo .. I was earlier working at the back
office of an international Bank. We used to 'dispatch' lot of Credit / Debit
cards and statements for the customers and track its delivery later.
Once my granma was admitted in a hospital, my team mate once casually asked
me " howz ur granma doing now ? still in hospital ? " ... and i replied to
her " She is better now , she will dispatched from the hospital tomorrow !"
This was followed by a loud laugh in the entire bay !
Sandeep
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....pharmacist asked whr I want
250mg r 500mg.....suddenly I replied as 256mg...lol....thank god he didn't
noticed tht....
Ashwin
Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching from a news channel
to the DVD while watching TV.
Vidyarthi
And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder,
decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie,
when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom
right corner of the silver screen!
Venu
Few of my friends and myself decided to go out for dinner. The place wasn't
fixed yet. I said we shall decide it "run time"
Krishna
When I went to a movie theatre from office directly.. I showed the guy at
the entrance my ID card and walked in... he had to call me back asking the
ticket...
Rama
One late night when I went home after work, I was trying to flash my id card
to open the lock and only after few secs, I realised what i'm trying to do
Sridhar
Once I went to have juice at the local juice vendor and innocuously asked
him whether he had a plain 'version' of lemonade.
Arun
Few years back my shogun engine stopped on Bangalore MG Road as the petrol
came to reserve. I told my friend I need to restart my bike!
Satya
The other day I was hearing one guy talking of a "Standalone" house.. when
he was actually intending a independent house... Poor broker shud have tuff
time trying to find a " Alone house standing in a huge empty area... " don't
know what interpretations the guy must have made.
British airways....must read
TRUE STORY
What small steps are taken to achieve freedom for us all. This scene
took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South
Africa & London.
A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
Very disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. 'You obviously do
Not see it then?' she asked. 'You placed me next to a black man.
I did not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group.
Give me an alternative seat.'
'Be calm please,' the hostess replied. 'Almost all the places on this
flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available.'
The hostess went away & then came back a few minutes later... 'Madam,
Just as I thought, there are no other available seats in Economy
Class.
I spoke to the captain & he informed me that there is also no seat in
Business Class. All the same, we still have one place in First Class.'
Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued. 'It is
not usual for our company to permit someone from Economy Class to sit
in First Class. However, given the circumstances, the Captain feels
that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so
disgusting.'
She turned to the black guy & said, 'Therefore, Sir if you would like
to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in First
Class..'
At that moment, the other passengers, who'd been shocked by what they
had just witnessed, stood up & applauded.
WELL DONE, British Airways
What small steps are taken to achieve freedom for us all. This scene
took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South
Africa & London.
A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
Very disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. 'You obviously do
Not see it then?' she asked. 'You placed me next to a black man.
I did not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group.
Give me an alternative seat.'
'Be calm please,' the hostess replied. 'Almost all the places on this
flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available.'
The hostess went away & then came back a few minutes later... 'Madam,
Just as I thought, there are no other available seats in Economy
Class.
I spoke to the captain & he informed me that there is also no seat in
Business Class. All the same, we still have one place in First Class.'
Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued. 'It is
not usual for our company to permit someone from Economy Class to sit
in First Class. However, given the circumstances, the Captain feels
that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so
disgusting.'
She turned to the black guy & said, 'Therefore, Sir if you would like
to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in First
Class..'
At that moment, the other passengers, who'd been shocked by what they
had just witnessed, stood up & applauded.
WELL DONE, British Airways
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