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Robot---funny

Kyle's Dad brought home a robot one day.
The robot had the ability to detect lies and would slap the person who lied.

Kyle returned late from school. Dad asked, Son why are you late from school'?
Dad, we had extra classes today,
Robot slapped Kyle on his face.

Dad shouted, "Come on tell me the truth, why are you late?"
Dad, I went to see the movie Ten Commandments,
Robot slapped Kyle on his face.

Sorry dad, I went to see the movie "Red Hot Queen".
"Shame on you son, when I was your age..
I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved"
Immediately, Dad gets a slap on the face from the robot.

Kyle's mom comes walking out of the kitchen and says to her husband,
"After all, he's your son!"
The robot slaps the mom.

Little Ash

What a family hai!!!

Lisa Ray is suffering from cancer

The beautiful model and actress, Lisa Ray, is suffering from cancer. She is just 37. But instead of feeling disillusioned, she is facing it front on.
This lady certainly has the guts. Wish her a speedy recovery, even though doctors claim that she has a rare and incurable cancer.

Go through the link for more story:

http://www.bollywoodmantra.com/news/lisa-ray-moves-on-in-life-boldly/4811/

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Dats Cool...

Dat's cute

that's LARGE :-)

A Wedding at Pune @ the peak of Swine Flu

How did they manage to eat anything ?

A letter of Historic Importance

Akhil Chandra Sen wrote this letter to the Sahibganj divisional railway office in 1909. It is on display at the Railway Museum in New Delhi. It was also reproduced under the caption Travelers' Tales" in the Far Eastern Economic Review.

"I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefore went to privy. Just I doing the nuisance that guard making whistle blow for train to go off and I am running with lotah in one hand and dhoti in the next when I am fall over and expose all my shocking to man and female women on platform. I am got leaved at Ahmedpur station.This too much bad, if passenger go to make dung that dam guard not wait train five minutes for him. I am therefore pray your honor to make big fine on that guard for public
sake. Otherwise I am making big report to papers."

Any guesses why this letter was of historic value?....................

It apparently led to introduction of toilets in trains.

Another Sardar Joke

100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent rushes to him and asks the sardar ji.

Correspondent: How did it happen?

Sardar: Oh ji pucho mat. Sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they.
Achanak announcement Hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne
suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye.
Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

Correspondent : Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.

Sardar: o nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha.
Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya .

About a mom and her son!!!!!! try controlling ur tears....

My mom only had one eye. I hated her... she was such an embarrassment.

She cooked for students & teachers to support the family. There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me.

I was so embarrassed.

How could she do this to me?

I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out.

The next day at school one of my classmates said, 'EEEE, your mom only has one eye!'

I wanted to bury myself.
I also wanted my mom to just disappear.
I confronted her that day and said, ' If you're only goanna make me a laughing stock, why don't you just die?'

My mom did not respond...
I didn't even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because
I was full of anger.
I was oblivious to her feelings.

I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her.

So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study.

Then, I got married.
I bought a house of my own.
I had kids of my own.
I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts, Then one day, my mother came to visit me.

She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't even meet her grandchildren.

When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at her for coming over uninvited.

I screamed at her, 'How dare you come to my house and scare my children!' GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!'

And to this, my mother quietly answered, 'Oh, I'm so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address,' and she disappeared out of sight.

One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house.

So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip.

After the reunion, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity.

My neighbors said that she died..
I did not shed a single tear.
They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have.

' My dearest son,
I think of you all the time. I'm sorry that I came to your house and scared your children. I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you...
I'm sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were
growing up.

You see........when you were very little, you got into an accident, and
lost your eye.
As a mother, I couldn't stand watching you
having to grow up with one eye.
So I gave you mine.
I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my
place, with that eye.

With all my love to you,
Your mother.

Send this to at least 5 people in the next 5 minutes to show you love your mother.

If you don't then it shows you have no heart

Always tell someone that you love them because you never know what day
will be their last, or your own.

Always seek to resolve your problems or disagreements with loved ones
because if either of you should pass on before, the one who is left alive will have the rest of their life to ponder those unresolved feelings but will never find closure. And closure usually brings
peace.

dats funny :-)

Customer : Waiter, do you serve pigs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

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Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

Why sarees do not suit everybody :-)

Just look at Serena and Venus.. They are not great lookers anyway but just look at them in sarees...

fruit of labour-Fun read

fruit of labour :-)



Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.

The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.


The first one came back and said to the king, 'I brought ten apples.' The king then explained the trial to him. 'You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten up.'


Two apples went in?.. But on the third one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.


The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, 'Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?'

The second one replied, 'I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.'

Federer's twins

Why do we have sooo many meetings at office ???

Corporate shit ;-)

How Management works !!!

How to save your job

Something that happens in most offices...Something most people resort to....

Cute pics that speak volumes

Equations -!!!!

1. SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT

2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896

4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.

6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute
song in Hindi movie.

7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own
production company = Kajol

8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favorite serials.

9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.

10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan

11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt

15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
And the last but not the least…


16. Software Engineer + No Work = Forwards

SIDE EFFECTS of working in the IT sector ! --- hillarious, AWESOME ;)

Bhavik

I once went out to the market wearing my Infosys ID card and did not realize
till my friend told me why I was wearing it !!!!





Ashok

few days back I slept at 11:30 in the ni8 and woke up in the morning at
7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 9.15 hours and laughed at
myself when I realised abt that.



Jyotsna

One from me too...

Just after our training completion in Mysore Dc and postings to Pune, me and
my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants..

And as I finished.. I started walking towards the Basin with plates in my
hand.. :)



Abhijeet

Jus to add...

Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask,
"why is she not attending the status call?"



Anup

I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet
connection at home... thinking it will be blocked any way.

Till I realize - I am at home.





Rohit

Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also............while writing personal
mails also.........I jus use the way as if I am writing to onsite or some
senior person........

Jus forget that we are jus mailing our friends..............

And keeping hands in front of tap for waiting water to drop by itself is
very frequent with me...............I jus forget that we have to turn on and
off the tap...........





Nidhi

Awesome!!

Once after talking to one of my friend. I ended the conversation saying ..."
Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"

(Hilarious!)



Nisha

Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message

from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe its in the recycle bin





Farina

I was about to throw my hanky into the bin after drying my hand.





Bhabani

Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the door with the keys.





Nisha

Kinda a same experience for me too..

I gave my office mail id and pwd to access Gmail and wondered when did they
become invalid???





Sandy

I have a experience to share tooo .. I was earlier working at the back
office of an international Bank. We used to 'dispatch' lot of Credit / Debit
cards and statements for the customers and track its delivery later.

Once my granma was admitted in a hospital, my team mate once casually asked
me " howz ur granma doing now ? still in hospital ? " ... and i replied to
her " She is better now , she will dispatched from the hospital tomorrow !"

This was followed by a loud laugh in the entire bay !





Sandeep

Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....pharmacist asked whr I want
250mg r 500mg.....suddenly I replied as 256mg...lol....thank god he didn't
noticed tht....





Ashwin

Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching from a news channel
to the DVD while watching TV.





Vidyarthi

And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder,
decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie,
when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom
right corner of the silver screen!





Venu

Few of my friends and myself decided to go out for dinner. The place wasn't
fixed yet. I said we shall decide it "run time"





Krishna

When I went to a movie theatre from office directly.. I showed the guy at
the entrance my ID card and walked in... he had to call me back asking the
ticket...





Rama

One late night when I went home after work, I was trying to flash my id card
to open the lock and only after few secs, I realised what i'm trying to do





Sridhar

Once I went to have juice at the local juice vendor and innocuously asked
him whether he had a plain 'version' of lemonade.





Arun

Few years back my shogun engine stopped on Bangalore MG Road as the petrol
came to reserve. I told my friend I need to restart my bike!





Satya

The other day I was hearing one guy talking of a "Standalone" house.. when
he was actually intending a independent house... Poor broker shud have tuff
time trying to find a " Alone house standing in a huge empty area... " don't
know what interpretations the guy must have made.

British airways....must read

TRUE STORY


What small steps are taken to achieve freedom for us all. This scene
took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South
Africa & London.

A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
Very disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. 'You obviously do
Not see it then?' she asked. 'You placed me next to a black man.

I did not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group.
Give me an alternative seat.'
'Be calm please,' the hostess replied. 'Almost all the places on this
flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available.'

The hostess went away & then came back a few minutes later... 'Madam,
Just as I thought, there are no other available seats in Economy
Class.
I spoke to the captain & he informed me that there is also no seat in
Business Class. All the same, we still have one place in First Class.'
Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued. 'It is
not usual for our company to permit someone from Economy Class to sit
in First Class. However, given the circumstances, the Captain feels
that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so
disgusting.'
She turned to the black guy & said, 'Therefore, Sir if you would like
to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in First
Class..'

At that moment, the other passengers, who'd been shocked by what they
had just witnessed, stood up & applauded.

WELL DONE, British Airways

Tiff with Pesky

Friday,19-Jun-2009 :


Today, I had an unexpected tiff with a female colleague...lets call her "Pesky"....Pesky is known to be irritating and picking up figts unwantedly...

Since I never had to work with her, I never had much interaction.....so, Pesky's tiff with me was a big suprise.....

It all started when we were celebrating another colleague's bde at food court..let's name the b'de gal ,"Mimani"..Mimani was Pesky's team mate..As per the custom in the department, Pesky or another team member had to get a cake.

Pesky came to the food court with another girl...and saw that our small group was about to celebrate Mimani's bde..Pesky saw us...... She and her friend got the cake and left...And then ,she started bombarding Mimani with calls....Mimani told her that she would be back in 5 minutes...Obviously Pesky didn't want us to celebrate first......

Mimani 's husband too came and Mimani was ready to cut the cake...It was not even a minute since Pesky called and Mimani told her that it would take 5 minutes..But this is Pesky and she continued calling.....So, I picked up and asked her "did u send message to everybody in the department to come to tea room?"..well, that is how we normally celebrate......But Pesky did not respond......I then asked her "Is the cake set up ready at the tea place?".."who all r waiting?"... asked her repeatedly ..all she would say is "give 2 Mimani"..that too in a harsh tone....i then told her "don't worry, Mimani will be there in 5 minutes and so, you can keep the phone down"......
as promised, Mimani rushed back to cut the cake her team had got her...and there, in front of others, Pesky was being very rude to me.......saying things like "I learnt something 2day"....i said "good, at last you learnt something after a long time".....But Pesky was unnecessarily arguing.......................

Later ,she complained to "Malti", our common friend...and started lying........i told Malti the exact things i had told Pesky.......Pesky was saying something else.....I think Pesky does not understand English well..so that could be the problem....

Actually, Pesky had problems and tiffs with many others...Earlier with a few people, she had an arguments unncessarily......and then she would threaten to complain about them........

Now, Pesky is not abright performer..she is far from that....she is ,in fact, a very poor performer but then, how could she argue with many people and get away with that??? Well, she has the RIGHT CONTACTS...

She got the job because of her CONTACTS..........And so, despite being a poor performer and a dull looking and boring person, she gets to go to the team she wants and also, unnecessarily picks up fights with people and threaten to complain abouut them........

Despite her body of poor work ,team leads can not do anything as she has ,yeah right, the magic word again ,CONTACTS...........

I wish Pesky would realize that the job that she has, is not based on her merit but only because of influence and so, must be gratefulto her "stars". ....Instead of using her limited brains to trouble others, she must concentrate and try to prove herself to be a good resource at work..

Pigeon- Part 3

My youngest pigeon never returned. Not just that, its mom who had laid 2 more eggs and seemed very happy, abandoned the nest too. She managed to shift the eggs as well. I was really surprised she could do that.She probably thought its a bad omen since the youngest chick did not return, :-(

The elder chick who had been flying away every morning to return at night, too stopped coming. :-(

Now, i have 2 pigeons coming every morning, I think its the mom and her lover (aunt??). I feed them. And they fly away after sometime.

Starry airs on flight

click on the url below.

http://movies.indiatimes.com/articleshow/4579246.cms

Observations by an air hostess, it seems. Go through the 11 slides .You will be surprised to learn about Kareena and Kareena's behavior.

My Lost Pigeon :-)

I guess, you all, by now ,know that I had 2 pigeon chicks in my balcony, besides its mom and a friend (I am not sure if it is the father though it is constantly around. Earlier ,there was another small adult pigeon. I thought that was the father. I think the mom pigeon's character is not that good :-))

Anyway, what I wanted to say is that the 2 chicks had grown up considerably , under the mother's watchful eyes ,as well as mine . I would feed them almost everyday.

The elder chick started flying almost 2 weeks back. It left the balcony very early in the morning and returned by night. Everyday.

The younger chick never seemed to want to fly ,unlike its sibling. It seemed happy ,just lazing around ,playing with its mom and mom's friend (father?) ,eating the grains I gave.

But day before yesterday,early in the morning, when I peeped into their space, it was missing. I thought it learnt to fly and must have accompanied its sibling. I also expected it to return with the elder chick.


Alas, that was not to be. It did not return that night or yesterday night. Now, I am really worried.
Did n't it fly? Did it accidentally fall off the balcony ( even though it is not that easy to fall ,the edges have some kinda shields). Moreover, it was so comfortable out there in the balcony.

I am afraid it must have tried to fly and then, probably fell to the ground. In that case, a dog must have eaten it ,since there are so many of them around, thanks to all those cunning animal activists. Or, it must have been caught by some naughty kids. Or did it abandon its nest altogether?? Would it do that? Its sibling returns home every night and they never had any fights as far as I know. Plus, its mom has laid 2 more eggs and seems to very happy here. The friend( father?) too is quite content at my balcony.

It has been away since 2 days and 2 nights. I am going home now , hoping it must have returned. I am really the youngest pigeon.

My pigeons

A pigeon has been occupying a small part of my kitchen window since last month.
She first inspected the place for a few days and I guess, felt that we , my room mate and I ,are pretty harmless.
Since then,it laid 2 eggs and incubated them.

I went to my native on April 6,2009 .The same morning ,I had a peek below the pigeon's body and caught a glimpse of a new born chick. The other egg was still intact. The chick looked very ugly then.

It was then. When I returned on April 16,2009 , there were 2 chicks. Both bit bigger but yup, ugly at the same time. They did not look like pigeon's chicks.

In the last 5 days, they seem to be looking a bit better ,with all new feathers. They are very scared though, even when I feed them.
The mommy Pigeon too gets scared, despite the fact the she has been using my turf since over a month.

Every morning ,the first thing I do is, stealing a peek into their private world. The way , the mommy Pigeon feeds them , their habits....... But I must say ,that they are boring creatures ,compared to chickens or parrots.

My bday

blah blah and more blah

27-Feb-2009--Day of feasting

-----------------COMING SOON------------

Chetana's bde.....chocolates,cake,puffs
Ravi's send off.....pizza party.....

2 Mannerless girls

Yesterday,we had a free eye-check camp at office. As per the schedule,it started at 10 AM. I did not want to waste my time in a long queueue,so I reached there 2-3 minutes early. To my surprise,already there were quite a few people in the line.

There were few guys in the front and even further ahead ,there were around 7-8 pesky girls from a particular department of our company. This department is adjacent to mine and we have observed most of the people there, guys and girls, procrastinating and indulging in a very "gaon-wale" kinda behavior.

Now,these 7-8 pesky girls were making lot of noise and all that. That was fine but what was not that,there were more girls joining them. They would come and chat with them and then join the line,along with them,instead of mainitaing the queue.
This way,3-4 girls got ahead of us and nobody said a word to them, though the guys behind me were murmuring that this is not fair.

After sometime,2 girls came from behind,saw one of those pesky girls and tried joining them. Arre yaar,what is this? Are not these people a bit disciplined? There are lot of people in the queue and they give them a damn and join the line?
The 2-3 guys behind me in the queue started murmuring again.
Enough was enough. I asked the guys ,"shall we talk to them?", They said "yeah,we defintely should".
Out of the 2 girls,one was very cute and the other one,ugly with lot of make up on.
Then,I requested the girls to maintain the queue discipline. the ugly one said "we had come before,we just went away for a while".That was a lie.I told her,"you didn't and you know that".Agan,I told both of them,"please maintain the queue".

To my surprise, the other guys did not utter a single word. I requested them again,"you guys add to what I say, then they definitely will go back and join the line". They said "yeah,yeah".

I told the girls the same thing again and that we have been waiting for a long time and this is just not done.The guys behind me in the queue as well as the ones ahead me (but behind the 2 nasty girls) only looked on ,again did not say a thing.It looked like I was the only one having the problem. Had one more person seconded me,they would have gone back.But nobody did.
And the 2 girls remained ahead.

After a while,the guy in front of me who was chatting with his friend,seemed to be a bit out of the queue and it looked like I was ahead of him (though I had no intention of snatching away his turn). After sometime,he told me "Boss,I am ahead of you". I retorted," You did not seem to have a problem when those girls who were far behind ,went ahead?". And then,the shameless guy replied " It is not my fault? Aaapne bhola unko,woh gayee nahi naa?".
I said "It is not your 'fault' but you should have seconded me when I was asking them to maintain the queue,especially since you seem to care so much about the queue discipline.Had one more person seconded me,they would have gone back."

I know you guys must be thinking that this is just a trivial issue for which I got so frustrated. Agreed,it is but what would have happened if things were reverse. I mean to say,if there were more women in the back queue and some guys tried to join in the middle or front, the women would have 'collectively' started bickering and pushed the guys back.Just like ,we witness in bus,when guys sit on ladies' seats.

50 First Dates

I saw the movie '50 First Dates ' today.
It released some years back and stars Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.

'50 First Dates' is a romantic comedy. Drew loses her memory in an accident and does not remember anything since.The film is about how Adam makes her fall in love with him everyday.

No suspense, no action sequences in this feel good movie.

Both Adam and Drew have given solid performances, so have the rest of the cast. Drew looks gorgeous in some scenes.

It is a good,romantic watch.

Luck By Chance- Review

Recently, I saw 'Luck By Chance' at a nearby theater.

In 'Luck By Chance' , Farhan Akhtar and Konkona Sen Sharma's play struggling actors.
They meet many interesting personalities on their way.

Rishi kapoor plays a movie producer, Isha Sharvani , a star kid, and Dimple Kapadia,her mom.

Farhan gets a big break in Rishi Kapoor's movie opposite Isha, after the original hero, Hrithik Roshan walks out. Meanwhile Konkana continues to do inconsequential roles.

'Luck By Chance' may not be a great movie but it is definitely watchable.
Farhan is good.Konkana ,as always,reliable and admirable. Rishi and Dimple are fantastic.

Juhi Chawla appears in a small role. Her role does not make any difference to the story but she looks glamorous and as always,is fun to watch.

And whom did I like the most? Isha Sharvani. She looks ssssoooooooooooooooo cute. and yup,she does dance steps which nobody in Bollywood can do. Do not believe me? Watch the end of 'Bhaavre' song with Hrithik.

Tips to survive Financial Crisis

WARREN BUFFETS ADVICE FOR 2009:

* Hard work: All hard work bring a profit, but mere talk leads only to poverty.

* Laziness: A sleeping lobster is carried away by the water current.

* Earnings: Never depend on a single source of income. [At least make your Investments get you second earning ]

* Spending: If you buy things you don't need, you'll soon sell things you need.

* Savings: Don't save what is left after spending; Spend what is left after saving.

* Borrowings: The borrower becomes the lender's slave.

* Accounting: It's no use carrying an umbrella, if your shoes are leaking.

* Auditing: Beware of little expenses; A small leak can sink a large ship.

* Risk-taking: Never test the depth of the river with both feet. [ Have an alternate plan ready ]

* Investment: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

PICs that NASA did not release to the world

Released pic









and this is the hidden one--------

Raaz2

Stupid Karisma's stupid acting

Karisma is known for her over-acting..Out of around 80 movies she has done, she must have given decent performances in around 5 movies.
And yes, some good dancing in around 4-5 movies too but besides that, it has been crap all along, just like her sister Kareena.

These two are definitely 2 of the most over hyped actresses ever.
Just picture this .'Karsma has won a National Award but superb talents like Kajol and Sridevi
haven't. What an irony.

Anyway,catch Karisma's over acting once more and that too, on a reality show.

Click
http://www.bollywoodhungama.com/broadband/video/Television/59olfZ28/3/Karishma-Sheds-Tear-In-Nach-Baliye-4.html

to be posted

Most Disgusting Sibling Pair of Bollywood

Farah Khan-Sajid Khan

Just what do these ugly beings think of themselves?

Agreed both Farah and Sajid have made successful movies. But their movies are not great. Their films are hits only because they starred the biggest stars like SRK and Akshay Kumar. And their masala films almost always worked at the box office.


How arrogant are these 2 disgusting people.

Have a look at the 2 clips:

http://www.bollywoodhungama.com/broadband/video/Television/BfH2tS95/3/Ashutosh-Gowarikar-Vs-Sajid-Khan-At-Star-Screen-Awards.html

http://www.bollywoodhungama.com/broadband/video/Television/MNWTZQ25/3/Big-Fight-At-Star-Screen-Awards-Part-1.html

Egg v/s Milk

Coming Soon

Angry Hema Malini---funny

We all know Hema Malini's distinct acting style...no matter what scene she is portraying, her style remains full of nakrebaazi.

Recently, she got angry on the set of a reality show.


More than angry,she looks like she is playing some rehearsed scenes for a drama.







Watch it to believe it.

Click:
http://www.bollywoodhungama.com/broadband/video/Television/RUjTGu45/3/Angry-Hema-Malini-Storms-Out-Of-Reality-TV-Set.html

Imitating Aamir Khan

Watch a small time actor imitate Aamir Khan....Aamir's voice,way of moving hands ,his Ghajini haircut..intact,his entire personality.




Click below and enjoy
http://www.bollywoodhungama.com/broadband/video/Television/tbst8W68/3/Comedy-Circus-Chinchpokli-To-China.html

Square watermelon

Ever seen Square-shaped watermelons? or Pyramid- shaped ones?

Not only do they look exotic, they can be cultivated easily too. And nope, they are not products of genetic engineering or hybridization.

from wikipedia:
In Japan, farmers of the Zentsuji region found a way to grow cubic watermelons, by growing the fruits in glass boxes and letting them naturally assume the shape of the container.The square shape is designed to make the melons easier to stack and store

Cow's secret

--coming soon-----------

DASVIDANIYA- Movie Review

I just saw this movie today.

DASVIDANIYA is a touching tale of a dying caner patient Amar,played by Vinaya Pathak.

The tagline of the movie is 'The Best Good Bye Ever'

Dasvidaniya is a simple movie which captures Amar's journey in his last few months.

Amar leads an absolutely boring life and lives with his mom,played by Sarita Joshi. Amar ,being a very simple guy ,is teased by everybody at office and exploited badly by his boss.

When he learns of the deadly disease that he suffers from, he takes a re-look at his life and plans to achieve the things he always wanted to .

At places,humor is also sprinkled in fine form.

The movie has an excellent support cast. The actors who play Amar's friend,brother ,Neha (overacted in the first few minutes, then calms down), his mom, his love interest, everybody has given wonderful and believable performances.

Verdict: Watch this for its simplicity and emotional depth .

Department Party

Friday,2-Jan-2009










Today, we organized a small New Year party at our department.

Sudha,Hema and Bharti took the initiative for the party and arranged for all the goodies. We all had contributed Rs 25 each.

Around 11.30,everything was arranged in pantry and we were notified...so we all went in line....got the paper plate...and had samosa,kachori and kajoo barfi....


Vandana,Chetana and I got our plates back to our seats and sat comfortably and had the goodies..... The snacks were so heavy that we all didnt have anything for lunch ,except for juice.

We were eating like small kids...and Deepak took our snap too....

It was good to have a together after pretty long time.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Thursday,
01-Jan-2009

2008 was not very eventful for India what with many blasts and the Mumbai terror attacks.

Hopefully,2009 will be more happy,peaceful and prosperous.

We had an off at work, so it was a good beginning......

This new year, I received so many wishes and sms from friends . I was surprised because normally I don't get more than a handful of wishes......I am really hoping their wishes will work some magic for me this year....

Well,my handset does not support many messages.Already,I had some reminder messages on it ,s o I had to delete all the new ones :-(...

How did my day go?? Well,I woke up around 10 AM, went out and had a good breakfast.....3 eggs ,good coffee and 4 bread slices. Uske baad,I had a BOUNTY chocolate...it was yummy and an Apple juice...Then I had a Frostic chocobar and another apple juice.

After returning to my room, I switched on my ipod(gifted by a freind) . Actually, the ipod is on most of the time I am at home....
Filled the last few pages of my diary.....
Then it was time to wash my clothes....
Once that was done, was still listening to music and reading the new sms'es which were continuously pouring..Then Rahul called up.He too was bored since he could not go out somewhere and there was no TV at his place. He is recovering from the accident he had earlier this week.Thankfully, it was not a major one.
After sometime, I called up Reshma and we spoke for almost 2 hours.....So many sad things happening round us.........And one thing she said stuck ...she asked " y did u wash clothes on New Year? You will end up doing this entire year". :-( :-( :-(....I hope that doesn't happen


I thought of going to Vashi but was too lazy..went to office ...browsed a bit...saw bit of Ghajini till Asin's character got killed....They have executed the scene very well and she has acted well too...It was terrifying to see her ordeal in train and then at her flat.

Well,I did not do anything special on the first day of the new year

Today is one of my friend's wedding. What a great date :-).
Unfortunately I can't not attend the wedding is in Mangalore.

I really hope this year turns out peaceful and harmonious for one and all, with zero bomb blasts and better economy.